Bad Decisions

Bad Decisions T-Shirt

You ever look back at a night and think, “Yeah… that was probably a felony, but it was fun”? That’s the energy stitched into this tee.

The front carries the Domesticated Savages Podcast badge—your membership card to the brotherhood of bad ideas. Flip it around and the back artwork hits harder than your worst Sunday hangover: skull grinning with a stogie, dice that never seem to land in your favor, a snake that’s definitely venomous, and cards stacked like your last relationship—guaranteed loss.

• For degenerates with taste: Rock it at the bar, the card table, or that sketchy house party you’ll deny ever attending.

• Unisex cut: Fits savages of all shapes—whether you’re built like Fits trying to swim in three feet of water, or rocking that dad-bod with pride.

• Colors: Black or white, because life’s already full of enough gray areas.

This shirt doesn’t just say “Bad Decisions”—it practically screams “Domesticated Savages: the Podcast that’ll testify at your trial, but only to roast you on air first.” Wear it loud, wear it reckless, and when people ask, just tell ‘em Rule #88: Try Everything Twice.