Bad Decisions T-Shirt - Black

Bad Decisions Tee – Domesticated Savages Edition

Let’s be honest—you don’t come here for “good life advice.” You come here for the skulls, cigars, snakes, dice, and questionable choices that make better stories than they do investments. This shirt is basically the official uniform for those nights when you roll snake eyes, light up a stogie you can’t afford, and realize too late that “Bad Decisions” should’ve been your middle name.

On the back:
A skull with a cigar (classy), dice (loaded, obviously), an ace card, and a joker staring you down while a snake wraps around the whole mess. It’s a tattoo you don’t have to commit to—because you know we don’t condone that kind of bad decision… unless you do, in which case, respect.

On the front:
Your badge of honor—the Domesticated Savages logo stamped over your chest so people know you’re part of the crew. It’s subtle enough for church, but bold enough for the bar after. Bonus: sleeve hit with “DS” in red, so even when your arms are crossed, the savagery speaks for itself.

Podcast Inside Joke Energy:

• Cigar smoke = Fits’ breath after patrol snacks.

• Dice = Jeremy’s life strategy.

• Snake = the ex that inspired half our rants.

• Joker = the unpaid co-host gig.

Fit & Feel:
Soft, breathable cotton. Tough enough to handle spilled whiskey, campfire ash, and maybe a taser prong or two. Unisex cut, because bad decisions don’t discriminate.

Warning: This shirt won’t help you avoid bad decisions… it’ll just make you look cooler while making them.