Don't Wake Up Dead - Black

Don’t Wake Up Dead Tee – Domesticated Savages Edition

You ever wake up, look at your alarm clock, and think, “Yeah, today’s probably gonna kill me”? We put that feeling on a shirt—because therapy is expensive and caffeine only delays the inevitable.

On the back:
The Grim Reaper himself hitting snooze like he’s late for patrol, sipping from a “Stay Savage” mug while the clock screams DEAD in digital red. Over his shoulder? A suspiciously shady poster from “SEAL TEAM 38” (longtime listeners already know). And if you don’t get the joke, don’t worry—you’re probably next on the reaper’s list anyway.

On the front:
The Domesticated Savages crest over your chest, so you’re repping the tribe wherever you go. And if that wasn’t enough, the sleeve’s tagged with the DS insignia—like your personal warning label: Stand back—this Savage runs on chaos, caffeine, and consequences.

Podcast Inside Joke Energy:

• Grim Reaper = the guest that never cancels.

• Coffee mug = us before the mics turn on.

• Alarm clock = the exact sound Fits makes climbing out of shallow water.

• “Don’t Wake Up Dead” = the only advice Jeremy’s ever given that actually checks out.

Fit & Feel:
Premium black cotton, soft enough for lounging, tough enough for graveyard shifts (literally). Breathable, durable, and perfect for hiding taco sauce, bourbon stains, or the blood of your enemies.

Warning: This shirt won’t keep you alive… but it will make sure you’re remembered for staying SAVAGE.