Don't Wake Up Dead t-shirt dark colors
$30.00
The Don’t Wake Up Dead Tee is for anyone who understands that mornings are dangerous, alarms are government oppression, and sometimes the Grim Reaper is just trying to get you to clock in.
This black tee features a dark, gritty back graphic with a hooded skeleton reaching for the alarm like it owes him money. The clock reads DEAD, the coffee mug says Stay Savage, and somewhere in the shadows, Seal Team 38 is lurking like a bad idea with night vision.
It’s creepy. It’s funny. It’s weirdly motivational in the least motivational way possible.
Perfect for night shifters, early risers, chronic snooze-button abusers, and anyone who wakes up every morning feeling like they just got resurrected against their will.
Features
Bold Don’t Wake Up Dead back graphic
Grim reaper, alarm clock, coffee, dice, and hidden savage details
Vintage horror-meets-podcast-chaos style
Printed on a black tee for maximum doom and comfort
Great for work, weekends, bad sleep schedules, and pretending you’re fine
Some shirts say “Rise and shine.”
This one says, “Get up, idiot. Death has standards.”
Don’t Wake Up Dead. Stay Savage.