Hope Squad T-Shirt

Hope Squad

$30.00

Every podcast needs a hero… we've got Fits... and he's on a unicorn with a blaster labeled Skreet Justice. That’s the Hope Squad. Don’t question it, just salute it.

This tee is stacked with energy: rainbow backdrop, handcuff “O,” and Fits lookin’ like he’s about to ride into your bad neighborhood and clear it out—one glitter hoof at a time. It’s equal parts cartoon chaos and Savage homage.

  • Fits on a unicorn: Because horses are too mainstream.

  • Handcuffs & rainbows: Locking down hope in style.

  • Unisex fit: Whether you’re built like a linebacker or a lifeguard who can’t swim in three feet of water (lookin’ at you, Fits), this shirt’s got you.

  • Full Savage energy: Born straight from the podcast, guaranteed to get more laughs than your last alibi.

The Hope Squad tee isn’t about fashion—it’s about repping the Domesticated Savages universe where bad ideas become legendary stories. Throw it on, and remember: if you’re not part of the Hope Squad, you’re probably the reason we had to form it.